A man farts in bed next to his wife.
His wife asks, “What in the world was that?”
He replies, “Touchdown. I’m winning, seven nothing. “
She decides to get even, so she lets one loose.
He yells at her, “What was that?”
She replies, “Touchdown, tie score. “
He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed.
The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?”
He replies, “Halftime, switch sides. “
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