Jack and his wife lived in a place where the summers are very hot.
He woke up one day when they were having a heat wave.
As he stepped out of the shower he complained to his wife saying, “It’s just too hot to wear any clothes on a day like this. What would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn with no clothes. “
“That I married you only for your money, “his wife said.
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