Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother:
“Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!”
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut. “
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s mom asked, “Really small, was it?”
Sally replied, “No, salty. “
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