A guy goes in to join the circus.
The ringmaster looks at him and says, “This isn’t like the old days, kid. We don’t just take anyone off the street anymore. You have to have some kind of unique talent. “
The guy pleads with him, “Just give me a minute and I’ll show you what I can do. “
The ringmaster says, “Ok, you have a minute. Wow me. “
The guy then spreads out his arms and begins flapping them as if they were wings. Within seconds, he’s off the ground, soaring through the air and zooming all over the circus tent! He performs a loop-dee-loop around the high-wire, dive-bombs near the tiger pit, freaking out the tigers, and barrel rolls over the audience seats. Finally the guy lands perfectly in front of the ringmaster. Out of breath, he asks, “So, what do you think?”
The ringmaster looks at him and says, “Is that all you do? Bird imitations?”
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