ringmaster

A circus is holding auditions and an eighty-five year old man shows up. “What do you do?” asks the ringmaster. “I bend over backwards, “says the man, “and pick up a handkerchief off the floor with my teeth. “ “Wow, “says the ringmaster, impressed that this elderly man is agile enough to do this. “Then … Read more

A guy goes in to join the circus. The ringmaster looks at him and says, “This isn’t like the old days, kid. We don’t just take anyone off the street anymore. You have to have some kind of unique talent. “ The guy pleads with him, “Just give me a minute and I’ll show you … Read more