An old couple were celebrating their 60th anniversary.
The wife said to her husband, “Honey, let’s get stark naked and sit at the dining table and eat our dinner!”
As they sat at the dining table the wife said, “Honey I am beginning to get very hot and very aroused!”
The husband says, “That is because you have your tits in the soup!”
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