A director’s wife hears that her husband has a new secretary.
The director comes home and the wife starts putting questions:
“Does this new secretary of yours have nice legs?”
“I don’t know. “
“What color do her eyes have?”
“I didn’t notice… “
“But about dressing, how does she dress?”
“Very fast… “
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