Two men playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them.
One man said: “I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up. “
When he returned he said: “I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress. “
The second man said: “I’ll walk up to them and hurry them up. “
He came back and said: “We both have the same problem. “
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