A lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man.
About half an hour after they took off, the man sneezed.
He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief.
The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything.
About 15 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and then once more opened his fly, grabbed his penis and wiped it off.
The lady could not believe it, and being too shy to mention it, she thought to herself, “If he does that again, I’m definitely going to mention it. “
About 10 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and proceeded as before.
She turned to the man and said, “That is disgusting! Must you do that in front of me?”
The man apologized and explained that it was a medical condition, “Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm, “he explained.
“Really, what do you take for that?” she asked.
The man replied, “Pepper. “
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