Wife:”There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. “
Husband:”Water in a carburetor? That’s ridiculous. “
Wife:”I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor. “
Husband:”You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”
Wife:”In the pool. “
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