A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine. “
The barber lathers his face and sharpens the razor while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says to the woman, “You and I should spend some time in a hotel room. “
She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that. “
The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, and I’ll pay you the difference. “
She says, “You tell him. He’s the one shaving you. “
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