Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
“Mickey, “the judge says, “I’m sorry. I can’t grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me. “
“I didn’t say she was insane, “exclaims Mickey. “I said she was fucking Goofy. “
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