A lawyer and an accountant were having cocktails in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said “I’m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. “
“That’s quite a coincidence”, said the accountant, “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything. “
The lawyer looked somewhat confused.
“How do you start a flood?”, he asked.
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