A 96 year old man goes in the insurance and says to the insurer: “Hello my son. I want to have a life insurance policy. “
Perplexed by the old man, the insurer asks: “Sorry for the indiscretion, but why do you want to make life insurance?”
“You know my son, I will travel with my father in Europe. “
Even more perplexed the insurer, asks:
“Again, sorry, but how old is your father?”
“128. “
“128? And what will you do in Europe?”
He answers: “We will go to my grandfather’s wedding. “
Even more shocked, the insurer asks: “And how old is your grandfather?”
“He is … Oh, 149. “
And the insurer, ready to hear everything now, asks: “Oh well, how come your grandfather wants to get married at this age?”
“Bullshit, you know his parents are pressing him!”
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