A woman was sleeping in her bed when her husband crashed through the front door at 3 am and woke her up. He staggered and tried to get up the stairs,
“What are you doing?” she shouted.
The husband replied “I’m trying to get a gallon of beer up the stairs”
“Leave it down there” she bellowed.
“I cant” he replied “I’ve drunk it”.
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