They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them.
The first guy says: “I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: ‘Woman you cheated on me today! ‘
‘Who, me my husband? Could I ever do such a thing?’
Pissed off as I am, I get up, put her down, punch her and in the end she can’t take it anymore and admits: ‘I cheated on you with Nick…’“
The second guy says: “I do exactly the same thing. I punch her and finally she says: ‘I cheated on you with Jake…’“
The third guy says: “I have no problem at all. I go home, undress, put the sweat pants on, light my cigarette on, I go out to the balcony, see the neighbor spreading clothes and shout at her: “Mary! You are a whore!”
And then she starts saying: “I’m a whore? Or your wife who sleeps with John, Mark, Peter…!”
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