Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn’t working and filed for a divorce.
The judge asked them what the problem was.
The husband replied, “In the five weeks that we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on a single thing. “
The judge turned to the wife, “Have you anything to say?”
She answered, “It’s been six weeks, your honor. “
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