Kwamei walks into a restaurant and wants to order chicken. Unfortunately, English is not his first language and he can’t remember how to say chicken in English.
Kwame sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 boiled eggs on it.
Kwame points to the plate of eggs and says to the waiter, “I want their mother!”
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