An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn’t quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn.
Later, the father received a bill, listing “Delivery Room Fee: $400. “
He wrote to the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn.
After a week the corrected bill arrived: “Greens Fee: $200. “
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