A guy had the courage,but not the skills to tackle home-repair projects.
His garage was littered with the pieces of a lawn mower he once tried to fix.
One day his wife found him in the living room, attacking the vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver.
“I can’t get this thing to cooperate!” he exclaimed.
His wife replied, “Why don’t you drag it out to the garage and show it the lawn mower?”
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