A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.
“Bartender, a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please”
The bartender, rubbing his eyes in disbelief, says “Did. . did you just talk?!”
“Yes I have, why?” Said the dog
“It’s just incredible! I’ve never seen a talking dog! You know, you should really go talk to the local circus, they would love to have someone with your skills!”
The dog replied “Why? Are they short on electricians?”
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