As is tradition in Italian families, Isabella spends her wedding night in her family home.
Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Isabella has any questions.
Mama tells Isabella, “You have a problem, you come and see Mama. “
Later, Isabella’s husband unbuttons his shirt, and Isabella jumps up, runs next door and cries, “Mama, Mama! He has hair all over his chest!”
Mama reassures Isabella, “Men have hair on the chest. This is the sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy. “
But when Isabella’s husband takes off his belt, she jumps up again, runs next door and cries, “Mama, Mama! He has a protrusion in his pants!”
Mama reassures her, “He finds you beautiful. This is the sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy. “
Finally, Isabella’s husband takes off his shoes. Due to a terrible childhood accident, he only has half of his right foot. Isabella jumps up and runs back to her mother’s room, shouting, “Mama, Mama! He has a foot and a half!”
Her mother gets up and announces, “Stand back, Isabella, this is a job for Mama!”
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