Two blond ladies were discussing the big hole in the street as every day somebody falls in it…
Michelle : We must find a solution because every day someone is dead and the nearest hospital is 20 Km.
Rose : I got it, we can build a new hospital beside the hole.
Michelle : It will take 5 – 10 years to build a hospital. After that everybody will be dead. I got a great solution… we close that hole and open another one beside the nearest hospital!
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