George is driving down the highway when he spots his friend Jacob standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Jacob is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. George gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Jacob and asks him, “Excuse me, what are you doing?”
Jacob replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize. “
“How?” asks George , puzzled.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are outstanding in their field. “
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