A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to a foreign country as part of the peacekeeping mission.
During a briefing on landmines, the captain asked questions.
Our intrepid soldier raised his hand and asked, “If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?”
“Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area. “
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