After 5 hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
“What are you doing out here at 2 am?”, said the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture, “the man said.
And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?”, the cop asked.
“My wife! ! !”
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