Little Tim, a 5 year old, called 911 and very softly said: “hello”.
Officer Pam asked: “Are your parents there?”
Little Tim answered: “Yes, their busy”, the police, the fire department are here and they are busy”
Officer Pam said : “So son you’re telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are there and they are all busy?”
Little Tim: “Yes,madam. “
Officer Pam: “Could you tell me what they are all doing?”
Little Tim: “Looking for me. “
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