A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going.
He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing.
The owner walks up to the young man and says: “Son, how much do you make a day?”
The guy replies: “150 dollars!”
The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, and tells him to get out and never come back.
A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks the owner: “Have you seen that UPS driver? I asked him to wait here for me!”
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