An elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. “Doc, “he says, “I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs… “ “Sir, “says the doctor, “you complain you have so many things. What don’t you have?” The man answers, … Read more
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like you guys … Read more
A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal. The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?” Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I … Read more
Doctor: “Would you have the money if I said you needed an operation?” Patient: “Would you say I needed an operation if you thought I didn’t have the money?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in, “says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one. “ “Okay, “says the butcher, “let me … Read more
George told his wife once that a man is like a fine wine… it always gets better with age. The next day, she locked him in the wine cellar. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says to Amy: “The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where … Read more
A man was complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!” “What happened?’ asked the friend. “My wife found out. . “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Wife: “Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. “ Husband: “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to the social networks. “ The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.