Mr. Johnson had been waiting entirely too long at the doctor’s office. His appointment was for 9:30 and it was nearly 12:00. Finally, an attractive nurse appeared at the waiting room door and said, “Let’s go get a room. “ “Honey, I appreciate the offer, “he said, “But I’ve been waiting so long I’d hate … Read more
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?” “A spider, “he replies. “I don’t see anything, “she says. “Oh, it must have fallen on your head, … Read more
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my f**king ass!” Too late — he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. “That’s okay, … Read more
Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut. Father: What makes you think that? Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. “ The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered … Read more
“You seem to be in some distress, “said the kindly judge to the witness. “Is anything the matter?’ “Well, your Honor, “said the witness, “I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, “Stick it through that curtain. “ Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the … Read more
An elderly, wealthy woman was on the beach and boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren. Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her. “Tell me, how old are your grandsons?” The grandmother gave a grateful smile and replied, “The doctor is four and the … Read more
Judge: “Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court. “ Accused: “Hahahaha!” Judge: “I wasn’t talking to you!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches, he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched a man with an erect penis. The professor commented, “Oh, no, I wanted it the other way. “ She replied, “What … Read more