A guy gets a parrot but it’s got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary.
He tries everything to change the bird’s attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer.
For a few moments he hears the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all is quiet.
He opens the freezer door.
The parrot steps out and says, “I’m sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness. “
The guy’s astounded at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, “By the way, may I ask – what did the chicken do?”
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