A guy walks into a bar with his dog.
He takes a seat and says, “I can bet 50 bucks to each of you that my dog can talk!”
Everybody around agrees to the bet.
The guy says, “Charlie, speak!” The dog is silent.
“Charlie, speak, “the guy repeats.
The noble dog still doesn’t react.
Fuming, the guy begrudgingly pays each of the bettors the agreed upon sum and leaves the bar. Outside, the guy says to the dog, “You set me up, you stupid dog! Do you even know how much cash I lost because of you?”
“Relax, Boss, “says the dog. “You have no idea how much money we’ll make off of these assholes tomorrow!”
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