An octopus is applying for a job at the circus
He says: “I can play multiple instruments”.
They give him a piano,a violin, a sax, the drums and he plays them beautifully. Everyone is thoroughly impressed.
They ask him: “Well, can you play the bagpipes?”.
He responds: “Well, I don’t know what that is, but I think I could give it a go”.
They bring out the bagpipes. The octopus looks them up and down with an interested look in his eyes and says:
“Do you mind if I fuck them first?”
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