A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds:
“Wow, you won’t believe what just happened. So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. “
The friends are curious and ask: “Well, what happened next?”
The guy says: “Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her. “
The friends are cheering and one friend asks: “So… did you get any head?”
The guy says: “No, I couldn’t find it… “
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