Husband to stepford wife: “There are times we must save money and make every nickel count!”
Wife: “That’s the reason I bought three loaves of bread today. “
Husband: “Three loaves of bread? I haven’t seen anything in the news where there has been a raise in bread. “
Wife: “I don’t know anything about the news, but I saw a sign in the window that sure did say it. “
Husband: “What did the sign say?”
Wife: “It said: Raisin bread tomorrow. “
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