A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” she asked.
“Well, no, “answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children. “
“Is that a record?” she inquired.
“I don’t think so, “replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get. “
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