A man runs over a cat.
The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologize to the owner.
He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, “I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?”
“I don’t know, “replies the old lady. “Are you good with catching mice?”
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