A businessman was explaining to his son, who was a teenager, about the different departments in his own company.
“You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That is Direct Marketing.
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says,
“He’s very rich. Marry him. “
That is Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me. “
That is Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour
her drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say,
“By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That is Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich. “
That is Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That is Customer Feedback!”
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