Husband and wife are having a conversation.
Wife: “Since we got married, we don’t go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore. “
Husband: “Oh Darling, don’t look too much into it. You know I still love you. But have you ever seen a politician campaigning after winning an election?”
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