Three men discuss the Christmas presents they bought for their wives.
The first man says that he bought his wife a vacation home in the Bahamas and one in Jamaica.
“That way, “he explains, “if she doesn’t like one, she can use the other. “
The second man says he had bought his wife a sports car and a limo for exactly the same reason.
The third man says, “I bought my wife a negligee and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn’t like the negligee, she can go screw herself. “
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