Husband knocks on the door at midnight.
Wife: “Go back where you came from!”
Husband: “Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool!”
Wife: “Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care? So the husband stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool. “
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Wife hears and opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool.
The husband quickly sneaks into the house then locks the door.
Wife: “Open the door or I will shout!”
Husband:” Shout till all the neighbors wake up and come here. Tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night with only a panty and a bra!”
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