A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab…
After 5 min into the ride the driver noticed a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rushed to the scene.
He opened the door and ran out as soon as he did.
The Jewish guy rolled down his window as fast as he could and shouted, “Stop it, stop it, stop the meter. “
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