A circus wife and husband go to an adoption agency to adopt a child, but the social workers there have reservations about their suitability.
So the couple takes images of their fifty-foot motor home, which is well-maintained and has a lovely nursery.
The social workers are pleased, but they are concerned about the type of education a child would receive while in the care of the couple.
“We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the regular topics as well as Spanish, French, Mandarin, and computer skills, “the husband reassures them.
However, the social workers are concerned about a youngster being raised in a circus environment.
“Our nanny is a trained expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet, “the wife claims this time.
Finally, the social workers are satisfied and ask the couple, “What age child do you hope to adopt?”
The husband says, “It doesn’t really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon. “
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