Social Workers

A circus wife and husband go to an adoption agency to adopt a child, but the social workers there have reservations about their suitability. So the couple takes images of their fifty-foot motor home, which is well-maintained and has a lovely nursery. The social workers are pleased, but they are concerned about the type of … Read more

Others Raise

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. “That’s my pager, “he says. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. “ A few minutes later a phone rings. The second … Read more

Which Screw

A manufacturing plant was in full swing one day. The company’s massive machine was humming along, taking in the raw materials at one end and churning out the finished product at the other. All of a sudden, the machine stopped and ground to a halt. Workers climbed all over it like ants to get it … Read more

Surprised Salesman

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen. “ The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains. “ And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!” This joke is included in the … Read more

Project Manager

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer … Read more