A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
“You know, love” she says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is wrinkled, and my body isn’t what it used to be. “
She turns to her husband and says, “Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself. “
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice, “Well… your eyesight seems to be good. “
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