Peter: “Your secretary is very sexy… “ Tony: “Thanks! It’s a robot actually, named ‘Maria’. If you squeeze her right boob, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left boob, she types letters! I’ll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions… “ Next day Peter called Tony from … Read more
A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment. Doctor: “Your tonsils have to come out. “ Patient: “I want a second opinion. “ Doctor: “Okay, you’re ugly, too. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?” “First of all, don’t give him anything to drink. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp. “ Doctor: “I have really good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass … Read more
Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it he just couldn’t. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in a while he would hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: “Dave don’t worry about it. … Read more
A man visiting a doctor says: “Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. “ The doctor replied; “But you are not one of my patients. “ The man said: “I know. But my uncle Bill was, and I am his heir. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A man goes to the doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, “I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my dear wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should also try it. … Read more