Doctor Jokes

“Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?” “First of all, don’t give him anything to drink. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A village doctor was awakened at 4 a. m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to send immediately for his lawyer and relatives and friends and make a will. When he got home he told his wife what he had seen … Read more

Mr. Johnson had been waiting entirely too long at the doctor’s office. His appointment was for 9:30 and it was nearly 12:00. Finally, an attractive nurse appeared at the waiting room door and said, “Let’s go get a room. “ “Honey, I appreciate the offer, “he said, “But I’ve been waiting so long I’d hate … Read more

A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to the social networks. “ The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Blake looked out of his window and saw a group of people gathering around a bloke who came off his motorbike, so he frantically rushed over. “Out of the way!” Blake shouted, as he pushed through the crowd. “Are you a doctor?” one woman screamed. “No, “Blake replied, “The bastard was delivering my pizza. “ … Read more

Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really? How long has this been going on? Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years! Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more

Dentist: “This will hurt a little. “ Patient: “OK. “ Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

“Why isn’t John at work today?” “He is in hospital. “ “But I saw him dancing with a chick last night. “ “His wife saw him too. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Charlie’s wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, … Read more