Behavior Reminds
Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of the square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because it’s’ completely irrational. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Student Okay I’ve
Student: “What’s infinity? “ Math Teacher: “Think of a number”. Student: “Okay, I’ve got one. “ Teacher:” Good. That’s not it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mean Student
Teacher : What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do you mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Adequate Sample Size
Three professors, a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket. The physicist says, “I know what to do! We … Read more
Roberts Sorry
Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” Mrs Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!” Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Math Lesson
Little Johnny was in his math lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. “If I gave you 40, “she began, “and you gave 10 to Mary, 10 to Suzan and 10 to Wendy, what would you have?” Johnny thought about this and then answered, “An … Read more
Which Johnny
Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny, “ To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely shit my pants then… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Student Gandhi
Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
God Doesn’t Exist
One day the kids in Ms. Evans’ science class disagreed with her. Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was an atheist so she didn’t believe in God. Then Johnny raised his hand and said, “But I thought God created mankind?” Ms. Evans then replied, “Well can you see God?” “No. “ “Hear God?” … Read more
Yells Jesus Christ
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven. “ Mary answers, “He’s in my heart. “ Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!” … Read more