It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. “ Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the two hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class. “ … Read more
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A private school was faced with a strange problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lip stick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the … Read more
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. “Ladies, exercise is good for you, “announced the teacher. Walking is especially … Read more
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “Woman without her man is nothing. “ The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing. “ The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: “John, why aren’t you writing?” “I’m exhausted because of sex. “ “That should not be a problem, write with your left hand. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Two students talk. “What are you reading?” “Quantum physics theory book. “ “But why are you reading it upside-down?” “It makes no difference anyway. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The teacher asks the class: “Where do apples grow?” Smart Samantha answers: “On apple trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do pears grow?” Clever James answers: “On pear trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do dates grow?” The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: “On calendars?” This … Read more
Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year? Little Johnny: Twelve. Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure? Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The teacher asked Willy, “If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?” Willy immediately answered, “Seven! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.