One day a man dies and goes to heaven,where he sees St. Peter at the entrance. Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, “Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here. “ The man looked at him sadly and said, “Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself. … Read more
Mary, Anna, and Tess died and went to heaven. God warned them, “Do whatever you want, but don’t step on the pink clouds. “ One day, Mary decided to go for a walk. When she came back, there was an ugly man next to her. Anna and Tess asked, “Where’d you get that ugly man?” … Read more
A telephone rang. “Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?” “Yes, it is, “came the reply. “Thank God! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me. “ A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The preacher replied … Read more
Superman is flying around the city, horny as hell. He suddenly sees Wonder Woman spread eagle, naked on top of the building. Superman thinks, “This is my chance!” He swoops down, faster than a speeding bullet bangs her and is gone in the blink of an eye. Wonder Woman sits up and says, “What the … Read more